“I’ve told you before,” says Mary to her boyfriend when he dares to suggest a registry office wedding, “it’s once a Catholic always a Catholic and that’s all there is to it.”

Adolescence is never fun. For Mary Mooney and her friends who are stuck in a North-west London convent school in the 1950’s it can be sheer hell!  Boys and O-levels are hard enough to master without throwing Catechisms into the mix! Will the girls gain an immaculate grasp of these conceptions or are they destined to leave nun the wiser?

Inspired by those ribald plays, which were often used as a chance for oppressed townspeople to exact revenge on the clergy and nobility who lorded it over them, this production allows the girls of Our Lady of Fatima to get their own back!