Rik Mayall’s depraved politician Alan B’Stard comes to London in a brand new play.

It may be New Labour in power these days but that won’t stop B’Stard, who seems to have switched sides without anybody noticing.

And it doesn’t seem to matter who is running the country, B’Stard is only interested in joining the very exclusive Trillionaires Club, and he doesn’t care how he gets the membership fee. Meanwhile the cabinet discusses the important issues of the day; school dinners, unmarried mothers and whether Beckham should be reinstated as Captain.