Two down and two to go, the third Hoxton Bark returns to light up June like a particularly attractive novelty lamp. Most likely the kind of family heirloom that’s been knocking around the attic for years until one day young Johnny decides to give it a rub and all kinds of exotic acts – from comedians and performance poets to sultry singers and astounding acrobats – come tumbling out in a free-for-all cabaret of raucous proportions so at least one of your entertainment wishes shall come true.

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