A series of eight monologues by Benedick West – four performed daily:

• Lonely Gertrude waits for her daughter to call on her birthday, but there is a shocking revelation to come…
• Alexander – football hooligan or something completely different?
• Ten-year-old Emily, stranded alone in a seedy Amsterdam hotel room, may be facing a far worse fate…
• Maureen’s promising relationship is certainly not all that it seems…
• Cleaner Eva shares her tale as she manically scatters malapropisms around the theatre
• Ludicrous Desmond reveals his plans to own the best sex shop this side of Birmingham
• Frightfully posh Candida’s life is transformed by her new Lithuanian au pair
• Tina relates her experiences of working in a tampon factory and losing her virginity in the station toilets.