A drunk falls asleep in his kebab and a horny artist totters around asking for a slap. It is business as usual for Jenghiz at his west London takeaway. But when a bored teenager rocks up looking for trouble, a fight starts, the row snowballs, traffic crashes and romance blossoms.

Sophie Woolley has won herself an army of friends with her DJ Bird diaries in Sleaze Nation and her hit show When To Run.

All performances will be captioned.