The Christmas "Dinner-tainment" from Barbican regular Duckie, features an entire social structure. Three classes of audience member – remember to dress appropriately – are offered three different meals and appropriate entertainment.

Lower class: Corporate turkey roast with trimmings, accompanied by Lambrusco and lager.

Middle class: Bio-dynamic, GI-rated contemporary vegetarian cuisine, fair trade crackers and new world wines.

Upper class: Silver service, champagne and canapés, ancient rare breed estate game and bespoke puddings.

Please call the Barbican Box Office with any dietary requirements.