Six outfits, one hour of make-up, one push-up bra and eight cigs. She’s ready.

Six press ups, 20 minutes cleaning, three beers and a pube trim. He’s ready.

Hear their thoughts and feel their pain as you witness the rawest most hilarious portrayal of male and female attitudes, anxieties and agonisingly familiar sex tricks as Ryan and Laura meet for their second date. A true story based on your sex life.

Whether male, female, single, married or divorced, here is everything you need to know… and loads you don’t.